...here's a simple, Traditional home remedy: print up a few of the signs below and leave them on the newsstand of any parish foolish enough to sell heretical lavatory paper masquerading as a Catholic journal...
(...these are a 2010 version, but easily updatable and I'm sure that you can make up your own suitable wording...)
... Oh, and btw these were just spotted and photographed at the back of a church, who knows who might have left them there...
